Monday, 11 May 2009

Find this person

OK,who is it? Someone is wandering round our town spiking drinks for no apparent gain. The people who claim their drink has been spiked are with friends, they are in safe places, they don't have anyone trying to molest them, so who is spiking their drink and for what reason? Some of them even turn up with their mums the next day, vomiting and headachey stating that their drink was spiked last night - despite the fact that they got home safely. So who is it?

While I'm on the subject, there also seems to be someone going around starting fights for no reason. The poor victims were standing minding their own business and some guy came up and hit them for nothing. I know this can happen but not to everyone.

We have decided that it is the same person. He or she is getting some kind of sick perverse pleasure from upsetting all these fine upstanding peaceful sober people who then have to attend A&E in the middle of the night.

So your task is to find this person and stop them because they are really ruining a lot of people's nights out.


Anonymous said...

We've got one of them as well!

Anonymous said...

Bloody hell and us!!

Nurse Anne said...

In the USA and Canada they call him "some dude"

As in "Some dude just forced cocaine up my nose and beat me up for no reason"


"Some dude just pushed me and made me fall naked onto that vibrator causing it to get lodged up my ass"

This "some dude" really gets around.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing the injury rate caused by "some dude" and/or "this girl". Apparently accepting responsibility for one's affliction is a foreign concept.

Nurse Practitioners Save Lives said...

I think his name is "Alkie Holic" and he likes to mess with everyone's equilibrium too.

Anonymous said...

This is totally true. I always knew it was not just my dept, but it's so nice to hear it. What makes me laugh is the way they expect us to believe them! "No, I got this angulated fracture of the 5th MC from getting it caught in a revolving door!"; or most regularly "No I have not had unprotected sexual intercourse with anybody, so can you please explain this green discharge?" Patients - cant live with them cant shoot them.