Sunday 2 March 2008

Sex on the wards

WHERE THE HELL IS MY SHARE!!! According to the Times nurses are getting it on with patients big time. I have to say that the patients Grumpy RN sees he would not touch with someone elses willy, never mind his own. I am sure that there are the occasional liasons between staff and patients but there are not that many outside "Carry On" and the "Confessions Of" films. Grumpy RN can only think of this happening once in 25 years and it was a long term relationship as the male was on dialysis and the couple ended up married - and still are. With the crap from Lord Mancroft this is all we need and the timing of the survey could have been just a tad better.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm sorry but I never met any patient that I would want to hop between the sheets with. Hell, I was too busy cleaning the crap soaked in from the night shift on the other patients. Give me a break!

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